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Rover Dangerfield

Music: David Newman, Rodney Dangerfield, Billy Tragesser
Lyrics: Rodney Dangerfield, Billy Tragesser

It’s a Dog’s Life | Somewhere There’s a Party | I’d Give Up a Bone for You | I’m in Love with the Dog Next Door | I’ll Never Do It On a Christmas Tree

It’s a Dog’s Life

Why it’s a dog’s life and I love it
Las Vegas is the place for me
We party all night, relax all day
This is the place to throw your cares away!

Well it’s a dog’s life and I love it
If there’s a heaven this is it for me
The bright lights, the action, I feel so at home
I never have to worry where I’ll find my next bone

Well it’s a dog’s life and I love it
The showgirls, the gambling, the dancing, the fun
The taking it easy, laying out in the sun
I tell you, it’s a dog’s life and I love it!

EDDIE (SPOKEN):
He loves it!

ROVER (SPOKEN):
Hey gang, come on let’s party. Hey Fifi, get those legs up there.
Queenie, Bruno, come on higher, higher. Gigi, keep in step, keep in step.
Jose, Eddie, oh beautiful, beautiful. Hey that’s it gang, now we’re doing it.
Come on, it’s our night; we’ll paint the town yellow!

Well it’s a dog’s life and I love it
Las Vegas has it all for me!
Each day is so great; I don’t want it to end
Everybody loves me cause I’m man’s best friend!

Well it’s a dog’s life and I love it
How can anybody ask for more?
The rub-downs, the grooming, it’s all for free
I can even see shows that I shouldn’t see

Well it’s a dog’s life and I love it
I’m never lonely, there’s girls galore!
I just got rid of two, now I’m down to four
I tell you it’s a dog’s life and I love it!

EDDIE (SPOKEN):
He loves it!

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Somewhere There’s a Party

Somewhere there’s a party, laughter and champagne
Oh, somewhere there is music and dancing
And love and romancing, and a good crap game

Oh, somewhere there’s excitement and a happiness to share
Oh, somewhere there’s hugging and kissing
Oh, look what I’m missing, oh how I wish I was there

Somewhere there’s a good time
I tell you it’s not fair
Oh, somewhere there’s a party
Oh, how I wish I was there

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I’d Give Up a Bone for You

ROVER (SPOKEN):
Daisy, you’re the kind of girl I’d do anything for.
Why, I’d give up gambling for you, I’d give up Las Vegas for you.
Daisy, I’d even-

ROVER:
I’d give up a bone for you
Cause that’s how much you mean to me
When I first saw your face, my heart began to race
You filled my soul with ecstasy

Oh I’d go to bat for you
I’d even chase a cat for you
I’d, Daisy, I’d lie for you, die for you
Give up my red tie for you

You are something special, you’re enchanting
When I look at you, you leave me panting
Why, I would never bark at you
Because you are my dream come true
Why I’m just all a glow and I want you to know
I’d give up a bone for you!

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I’m in Love with the Dog Next Door

I’m in love with the dog next door
There is nothing worth wanting more
You’re everything I ever dreamed you’d be
You’re even more beautiful than eyes can see

I’m in love with the dog next door
And I never felt like this before
You’re so wholesome, so sweet
You really make my heart beat

Oh I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m in love with the dog next door!

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I’ll Never Do It On a Christmas Tree

I’m not like other dogs you’ve met
Oh, teach me something and I won’t forget
Why I was brought up to know
The one place where I shouldn’t go

I’ll never do it on a Christmas tree
A Christmas tree is safe from me
Oh, what would Santa think of me
If I ever did it on a Christmas tree

I’ll never do it on a Christmas tree
That’s one thing that you’ll never see
Oh you’ll just have to trust in me
I’ll never do it on a Christmas tree

I’ll soak an oak, I’ll splash an ash
I’ll even do it on a peach or cherry
But if I sprinkle on a spruce
Christmas won’t be merry

I’ll never do it on a Christmas tree
Oh, what would Santa think of me
I’ll hold it to eternity!
I’ll never, never, never, never, never
Do it on a Christmas tree!

Now some dogs just don’t seem to care
They’ll sniff and do it anywhere
But I think it should be a crime
To do it on a pretty pine

I’ll never do it on a Christmas tree
A Christmas tree is safe from me
Oh what would Santa think of me
If I did it on a Christmas tree
I’ll never, never, never, never, never
Do it on a Christmas tree

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