Heidi's Song
Music: Hoyt S. Curtin
Lyrics: Artist Unknown
Heidi's Intro
Can you mend a coat or tend a goat or make a cake?
Can you churn the milk until the cream ascends?
I can't mend a coat or tend a goat or make a cake
But I'm good at making friends
Can you push a plough or coax a cow at milking time?
Count the eggs that every mother hen attends?
I can't push a plough or coax a cow or find you eggs
But I'm good at finding friends
Can you yell loud, as loud as that?
To call a dog or fetch a cat?
Can't fetch a cat or call the dogs
But I'm good at falling off logs
He can frown and scowl and yell and howl until he's blue
Underneath those fearful teeth he just pretends
He has been alone too long and although his will is strong
I'll wait until his will unbends, and in the end he'll see that we'll be friends
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A Christmas Day
What if it's May and not November?
What if it's June and not December?
What if there is no snow in which to play?
If there's love in your heart you can say
It's a beautiful Christmassy day
What if the jingle bells don't jingle?
What if your cheeks don't glow and tingle?
What if you've got no one horse open sleigh?
We can close our eyes, make believe
We just had Christmas eve
And it's Christmas day
Who can care what the season is
Care what the reason is
It's a Christmas
It's a Christmas
It's a Christmas day
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Farewell to Heidi
Who starts the breezes sighing, starts rainbows multiplying? Heidi
Who with a bit of laughter, makes it a sunny afternoon?
Who makes the mountain flowers sing a song of spring the way they do?
Heidi, it's you
My heart is full of sorrow, what will I do tomorrow, Heidi?
Missing the sound of laughter you brought to every afternoon
If anyone can make this old tattered world seem new
Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, it's you
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She's a Nothing
She's a nothing
She's a nothing
She's a nothing
Nothing
She's the lowest kind of dumpling
She's a ghetto, she's a shlum thing
And from her cannot come something
She's a nothing (nothing)
There is no one can dispute it
There is no way to refute it
I should take my shoe and boot it
She's a nothing (nothing)
She's a minus (minus)
She's a zero (zero)
What she is is microscopic
Hurt your eyes til they're myopic
She's a monkey from the tropic
She's a nothing (nothing)
I may sound a little bitter
But this house cannot admit her
She's the bottom of the litter
She's a nothing
How can anyone or anything be so infinitesimal
By far she's the smallest of the smallest kind of decimal
A dirty Cinderella's what we've got
She's a fraction of a fraction
She will bring dissatisfaction
And if you want my true reaction
She's a nothing
That's what
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An Armful of Sunshine
When I'm with a pretty maiden I'm always ill at ease
And I've got trembling knees, of course
And with clumsiness I'm laden, I'm filled with such remorse
But when I stand near my horse
Let the skies above be stormy
I've got someone here to warm me
What I've got is an armful of sunshine
I have never felt so sunny
It's like falling into money
What I've got is an armful of sunshine
If I'm leaping higher than a ballet dancer
There's an answer, and the answer's in my arms
When your arms are full of sunshine
And your heart is full of sunshine
And a polka has its special charms
And I'm holding sunshine in my arms
When your arms are full of sunshine
And your heart is full of sunshine
And a polka has its special charms
And I'm holding sunshine in my arms
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Imagine
Can you imagine a small room
Suddenly turn to a ballroom
Then there's a band
Up on the stand
Playing a lovely waltz
And then
Can you imagine Prince Charming
Smiling as he looks your way
Just close your eyes
And you'll see a surprise
It's Prince Charming, Prince Charming
He stopped to ask you to dance
Imagine, imagine
It's me on my way to romance
Just close your eyes
And you'll see a surprise
It's Prince Charming, Prince Charming
He stopped to ask you to dance
Imagine, imagine
It's you on your way to romance
Imagine, imagine
It's me on my way to romance
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That's What Friends Are For
A friend of yours is drowning, you hear him shout
You know he isn't clowning, you race to help him out
If you go after him, and you can't swim
That's what friends are for
Yes and that's what friends are for
Yes and that's what friends are for
Your better judgement says, "Stay out of it"
Because you're aware that you can't swim one bit
As you go down the third time they'll admit
That's what friends are for
A friend's in mortal danger, he needs your aid
You can't act like a strange, you mustn't be afraid
He's fighting with a bear, and if you're there
That's what friends are for
Yes and that's what friends are for
Yes and that's what friends are for
We've got to get to Heidi, come what may
Whatever the dangers are along the way
We'll show 'em that we're brave and save the day
That's what friends are for
Yes and that's what friends are for
Yes and that's what friends are for
We've got to get to Heidi, come what may
Whatever the dangers are along the way
We'll show 'em that we're brave and save the day
That's what friends are for
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Ode to a Rat
If you can't frighten a lady right from underneath her hat
Then you're not rat enough to be a rat
If you can't swallow a ton of cheese in almost nothing flat
Then you're not rat enough to be a rat
Unless you're that kind of rat you have no reputation
And a rat minus that has no name
Unless your style is so vile you can cause a sensation
How can you make that rat hall of fame?
You can't get into the clubs unless you've spit in the eyes of a cat
That kind of ratty rat they chase with frickin' bat
And eat until you're flat
Unless you're all of that
You're not a very scary low-down rat
R is for your rotten disposition
O is for the odours that you spread
D is for the dirt, your happiest condition
And E is for your evil eyes of red
N is for the nausea you keep causing
T is for the trap - we won't go into that
Put them all together, they read rodent
Just another fancy name for rat
You've got to aim to be really low because that is where it is at
You just can't be a mouse and terrify a house
I have to warn you that to ruin a habitat
It takes a grimy slimy miserable rat
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