It's Not So Hard to be a Pig | Watch Out, Wilbur the Pig | It's Good to be Me | Charlotte's Kids
WILBUR:
Watch out they'll get you, Wilbur the pig
How delightful
NELLIE:
It's not so hard to be a pig
You just start in by eatin' big
You snort your meal and squeal and roll in mud and slurp and burp
Eat rotten apples for dessert
Sleep in hay and play in dirt
Sit around and watch cows chewin their cut
Run through corn in early morn
Then slide, ker-plop
Down the hill in time for swill
And a breakfast trough to slop
It's not so hard to be a pig
CARDIGAN:
And someday when I'm really big
I'll wag my curly tail just like you do
I like cats and I like dogs
But I belong with boars, sow, hogs
WILBUR & CARDIGAN:
And I belong with friends like me and you
WILBUR:
If you want to be like me
It isn't hard, I guarantee
CARDIGAN:
I'm gonna watch and do just like you do
From now on, make a vow
To be a pig, hog, boar or sow
WILBUR & CARDIGAN:
But most of all I'll be a friend
We'll be buddies to the end
Most of all I'll be a friend to you
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That farmer says you're gettin' too big
He likes those ham and eggs
With bacon and pork fried legs
You better watch out now, Wilbur the pig!
Oh, don't look now, but they're comin' for you
And when they find you what'll you do?
You can run, but you can't hide
That's because you're trapped inside
A great big scary nightmare, Wilbur the pig
Ah! Wilbur, wake up!
Ah! Get out of this dream!
You got no brains, no gifts, and no smarts, no self-esteem!
You're caught, you're stuck, you're trapped, and no one hears you scream!
Aah!
Oh, what becomes of fat little pigs?
They wind up served with apples and figs
You can run and plead and shout
But there is no way out
You're trapped forever, Wilbur the pig!
Wilbur the pig, you're gettin' too big!
Goodbye, little pig!
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Do you see what I see?
Inside their henhouse there are dozens of eggs
And fat chicken legs for me
It's really absolutely frightful
How easy it can be
Now did they really think that fences and locks
Could keep out a fox like me?
Hah!
It's great to be an intellectual
You know, there really are so few
And all their plans are ineffectual
Against my hundred-eight IQ
No, it's true, in fact a hundred-eight point two, but who's counting?
I'm sure that you'll agree
That all the hens and geese and roosters and hawks
Are dumb as an ox
Compared to this truly exceptional fox
Who's clever, who's quick, who thinks out of the box
Like me
The grace, the charm, the looks, the genius, and wit
I've got to admit
Oh, golly gee
It's good to be me
It's good to be me
Don't you wish you could be?
Oh, it's good to be me
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Come on, girls, we can do it
We can spin a web the way our mother did
JOY:
Get serious, Nellie
NELLIE:
Come on, girls, nothin to it
After all each one of us is Charlotte's kid
ARANIA:
Maybe this will be my chance to finally get it right
I'm gonna try with all my might
JOY:
Are you nuts!?
You know you've never even caught a fly!
ARANIA:
But I can still try!
NELLIE:
Come on, girls, no more fussing
Wilbur needs our help, there's nowhere he can hide
ARANIA:
I'm ready, let me at it
We can be a team
A-working side by side
JOY:
What we need is just a little miracle
That's all!
NELLIE:
Don't give up
If Charlotte did it maybe we can too
We've got to see it through
ARANIA:
We can build it strong!
NELLIE:
We can build it tight!
JOY:
We'll be spinning through the night
ARANIA:
What if it's all wrong?
JOY:
Don't look at me!
NELLIE:
We've got to try now--just us three!
You, and you, and me!
Come on, girls, pull together
We can spin a message just like Charlotte did
ALL:
We're a team now, we can do it
If we put our hearts into it
We can spin it just like Charlotte did
'Cause each of us is Charlotte's kid!
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